Showing posts with label unshelved. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unshelved. Show all posts

Monday, August 13, 2007

shelfmonkeys ... rips off Unshelved


Based on a true story. In the fifth grade I moved to a new city and started in a new school. On a trip to the school library (I'm dating myself here - they weren't called Media Centers then) when I discovered they had run out of Alfred Hitchcock, the school librarian suggested a book of realistic fiction to me. I read the story with increasing distaste. The main character was as described above and the whole time I was reading all I could think of was why the librarian thought I would enjoy this book. In my mind, it was because that is how she saw me. My middle-class sensibilities were violated. How could anyone think I was the daughter of the equivalent of a janitor?! My father was in middle-management! He went to college. He played golf. My mother was very eloquent on proper etiquette. She judged flower arranging and painted. Oh, I had friends on various socio-economic levels, and that didn't bother me, but don't go mislabeling me.
The next time we went to the school library, I cagily avoided the librarian. However, an alert teacher caught me and recommended James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl to me. I didn't have high hopes for it, but on the face of it, it didn't seem to be about any little girls who had no friends and lived in less than fortunate circumstances. After two pages, I was hooked. Today, as someone who has to recommend books to children, I am more careful. I try to find out what sort of books they enjoy and I don't put a book in their hands. I show it to them,put it back, and let them make the decision to take it the rest of the way off the shelf and see if they want to read it.
To this day I despise realistic fiction. I can't imagine why anyone would want to read it. And I have a librarian to blame.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

And You Thought I Was So Smart

Okay, I feel silly. I just spent the last five minutes teaching myself to make a linking tag by hand and I noticed that there is a button for it right on this text box. Example: do any of you read the library strip Unshelved? All I did was type in "unshelved" and highlight it. Then I clicked on the teeny icon of the green globe with the blurry thing that's actually chain link but it's so hard to tell at that size. It looks more like two horseshoe magnets. From there you get a prompt for the url (http etc.) which I was at least clever enough to copy from the website before I started.
I did feel like rather an idiot when I bothered to look up a book on creating web pages, search through it for the html bits I wanted, and practiced it on one of the earlier blogs (WebJunction and Spanish Outreach). Then when I started a new post and saw the icon and felt a right dickey-doo-dah.
I can still use the info on other sites that don't have this nifty button, but I'll have to practice or I'll forget how to do this by Sunday. I'd gotten really good at using html for italics and then I didn't do it for a while and suddenly I have to think about it.