Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Stormpulse!


Main view ... oh no! There's Ike!


Maximum zoom on the area, with historical view (on the right) and forecast models (at left). Hi, Ike! Ike says: Hmm, Texas, Mississippi, N'Awlins - so many places, so little time!

First of all, I'm soooo happy that the Learning 2.1 blog is posting again! And what a cool site this is! Track your favorite storm! Check out the forecast models! Look up past storms! There are also satellite images, which I'd pull up and paste into here, but they'd probably make me throw up! This map is scary enough. It's reminding me of that video with the 500km asteroid hitting the earth.
I think I have to go lie down now.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

It's the Big One! The Big One-Oh


This book by Dean Pitchford had a lot going against it. It's written by a Broadway "star" and songwriter. It has glowing comments by literary greats like Jamie Lee Curtis and John Lithgow on the front and back covers. As much as I'd like to trash this book for being part of the Famous People Who Think They Can Write Children's Books Conspiracy*, I'm afraid I'll have to admit that this is a cute book. There isn't even a huge amount of exaggeration in it, well, except that a nine year old would make "veal osso buco with shallots in a red wine reduction" ... or even be able to pronounce that. Y'all, I do know humor when it's presented. I suspect that bit (and the bit where his mom refers to it as "beef stew") was thrown in to amuse the adult readers. Other than the culinary exploits of Chef Charley, age nine, I can see all of this happening. Man, I can just hear the high-pitched squealing!
My child's heart aches for a kid with no friends. Hell, even I had friends as a child and I had to make new ones each time we moved. Charley Maplewood has to navigate the undertow of bullies, kid politics, and the unfamiliar choke-hold of puppylove, all of which Pitchford handles with humor and grace. His father is literally distant (working in another country) and unable to remember his son's correct birthdate. His mother is over-worked and has bad taste in boyfriends. And if he's going to learn about love from watching his sister in action, well, he's in for a rocky ride down the pike.
I would recommend this book for boys, because there's enough gross-out in it to appeal to them. Girls, of course, would read anything, but they'll relate to the depth of emotional development and even some, like Jennifer, Charley's unbidden admirer, will relish the ghoulish bits. I know I would think it was cool to live next door to someone who made special effects.

* I don't have anything against Curtis's books or Lithgow - but who died and made them Literary Critics? It's the Madonna and Katie Couric books that make me all frowny-faced when I shelve them, which isn't very often - ha ha ha.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

The Wednesday Wars by Gary D. Schmidt



This was in my shelf-reading area (along with Bully-Be-Gone, see below) and looked interesting. The jacket blurb reminded me of David Sedaris's story of his foray into Shakespearean acting when he was a kid. As the title indicates, it is typical teen hyperbole where everything is about them and their own petty problems. There are no wars. Holling is just the only non-catechism student in his class, causing his teacher to find something to do with him on Wednesday afternoons. Because she tries giving him away, giving him icky chores, and finally caves in and forces him to read Shakespeare, he thinks she hates him.
Schmidt must be my age or a year or two younger. I remember all this Viet Nam angst and I certainly heard about generation clashes (which just didn't happen between me and my parents but I knew it must be going on because I saw it on television). There are some things, though, that I'm pretty sure did not happen, but I guess had to be written this way for the sake of the story. I am from New York and while we had air-raid drills my kindergarten year (none of the "duck-and-cover" nonsense from earlier in the Cold War), it was all over after then, so I doubt it continuing in 1968. Teachers were not delivered telegrams about the life or death status of their loved ones in the service in their classrooms. Any right-thinking administrator would call the teacher to the office to be given news in relative privacy with adult support ... if indeed the message goes there at all.
And one other thing bothered me.
Mrs. Baker and Holling read together "The Merchant of Venice" and have a fine discussion about it. They discuss what happens to Shylock and Mrs. Baker finishes by telling Holling that this is the reason this play is called a tragedy. I flipped to the back blurb about the author to confirm what I had read about him before. He is a college English teacher. Shylock's position in society and his losses at the end of the play notwithstanding, "The Merchant of Venice" was classified as a comedy at its first printing. Today we might refer to it as a "problem play," but the merchant of the title not only doesn't lose his pound of flesh, he gets the girl at the end. It might be a tragedy for Shylock, but the play itself is not called a tragedy.
This does not spoil the overall book, which is chock full of pathos that brought this reader to tears even as she resisted it. The book is not without humor as Holling relates how he suffers numerous "humiliations" such as playing Ariel, a fairy, in a scene from "The Tempest." I have to agree that playing a fairy, even in a Shakespeare play, would sink a teenage boy's macho rankings in the herd, much more so with tights and feathers on his bottom. (I also heartily disbelieve that any performance of any Shakespeare would move his peers to tears, but that's why they call it "fiction." I'm beginning to feel sorry for Mickey Mantle, by the way, because of how he's used in fiction to symbolize all idols with feet of clay. I know he was an alcoholic and hardly Mr. Nice Guy to his fans. It just seems to be kicking someone when they're down or dead or otherwise can't defend themselves. Feet of clay is an important lesson to learn, but I'm just sayin' ...) There is also the sole Vietnamese student who has to bear the hostility of some and the "noble" support of others.
I finished reading the book while working out at the club. I'd done my limit on the cardio machines and got to the end of the story by walking laps on the track. You know it's a good (if manipulative) read if I lose track of how much time I've spent exercising while reading! I'm willing to set aside my little quibbles (not without airing them to make me appear smarter - say, aren't those standard achievement tests called the Regents exams? My sister sweated those each year and had to go to summer school one year because she flunked them!) to call this a Good Book.

Monday, September 01, 2008

OMG! If only I had something to say!


Last night I was going to check Twitter one more time (for some reason I didn't have my TweetDeck up - the TweetDeck allows me to arrange my twitty friend's posts in categories so I don't miss those direct ones and @malburns doesn't hide everyone else's tweets under a pile of his very useful and interesting links) when I saw again that someone was streaming live. It was @malburns. I know other "twits" who stream video live, for whatever reason, on the internet but when I went there, it looked like I had to be signed in to even see it and I didn't want to bother and didn't see the point, yadda-yaddah. What was different about last night, I don't know. Maybe it was that it was Mal and I've "met" him in Second Life at the BlogHer Conference and I pay so much attention to the links he posts on Twitter - I don't know. I clicked on that link as well and almost instantly I was seeing him trying to set-up a co-host, Tara. They were musing that no one else was watching. I immediately signed up and in two minutes I was logged in and was able to comment. I now have my feet wet in this live video streaming watching wheeze.
This morning, though, the message from Ustream.Tv was in my mailbox trying to tell me how easy it was to have my own internet broadcast. Ho ho ho.
Ho ho - oh, dear. I have an account now. I have a video camera (okay, I bought one for Bob to do videos of his guitar work - I have access to a video camera). I had thought I needed one of those special cameras and that it would be beyond my capabilities to ...
Now if only I had something to say!
It's not enough that no one reads my blogs (okay, some of you do), I want no one watching my broadcasts as well! But what do I do? My husband suggested a puppet show. Well, I mentally checked with all my puppets and they said they didn't know what to say either. While I realize that this hasn't stopped anyone else on the internet from posting anything, I do really feel I can't just do nuthin' and broadcast it.
Perhaps our library needs a storytime broadcast ... Hmmmmmmm. I see copyright problems with that. This sounds like a question for Carrie, the copyright maven in School Library Journal. Purpose of use of picture books or their stories: nonprofit and educational, but nature of work: published (some of it) and amount of work used: whole thing. Possible effect on market? Hmmmm. /me thinks back to former first lady of our state reading entire books on public radio and purses lips. It would be a live stream, not a recording. This is getting complicated.
Maybe I should just take my clothes off. People would "tune in" for that.